Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
“Abbi and Ilana are the idols of a largely underserved and under-chronicled female id.”"Men have managed to get away with prolonged adolescence, on the screen and in life, in a way that women haven’t. “Women always have to be the eye rollers, as the men make a mess,” Poehler said. “We didn’t want that. Young women can be lost, too.””
This was really good
arcadecryer said: call in sick!!!!!!!! dude no one should have to work on the day the were brought into this world
its ok!!! i’m only working for 2 hours and my boss offered me the day off but i’m already taking one on saturday and tbh there’s nothing else i’d be doing that day anyway lol
Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179
i’m working on my birthday on thursday and i literally just met my coworkers today how awkward is it going to be
I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.