apatows:

man its spring and everyone is getting significant others and thats really all i want i just want someone to hang out with and kiss me and touch my butt and hold my hand 

fuck life is awful

(via rickdanko)

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(via letmelickliam)

halloweenus:

when u log on to facebook & see that all ur “friends” have hung out & once again not invited u

(via poopeed-deactivated20130205)

antivrus:

boys never like me and boys never look at me bc im gross and really annoying (◕‿◕✿) 

(via snoopdoggatemyhomework)

wardhavemercy:

miss-loubooty:

bedussey:

bedussey:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

when you see the waistband of their underwear

boys

(via tokyokko)